It was recently announced that Princess Silver Crinkle will put in an appearance at today’s Valve Cover Races.  As a favor to the princess, I offer the following:


Princess, here’s a view of the back of Simple Green.
Get used to this view, it’s likely all you’ll see.  When
you get lost on the track, simply follow this to the
finish line.

Further, I offer this second photo.  It’s the front of the car.
When the princess looks back, she’ll see nothing but air,
never this!


Note: when Simple Green is on the track, conventional photographic methods won’t work well.  Regarding Simple Green, young observers have been known to ask, “Mom and Dad, why is that car just a blur?”